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Monday Book Pick: Obama Sutra

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Obama Sutra – An Illustrated Guide To 57 States of Ecstasy by Stilton Jarlsberg

This book is fornicating histerical! A humorous look at all the problems, screw ups, coverups and flat out incompetance of our Dear Leader explained in terms of doing the nasty!
If you don’t get one of the ‘positions’, don’t worry, at that end of the book he gives the details behind each one.

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Monday Book Pick

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything by Frank J. Fleming

Hat Tip to my friend John on this one. A very funny parody of how hard core leftists view our Dear Leader. The scary thing is that isn’t a parody for some of the seriously hardcore moonbats we have here in the Peoples’ Commmonwealth.

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Friday B-Movie Pick: Halloween Edition

Friday, October 28th, 2011

Yup, it’s almost Halloween, so we’re going with the classics:

Young Frankenstein

The Mummy

An American Werewolf in London

Innocent Blood

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Monday Book Pick – 101 Uses for My Ex-wife’s wedding dress

Monday, October 24th, 2011

101 Uses for My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress by Kevin Cotter

Ok, this book isn’t available until tomorrow, but it is just so mind blowingly awesome that it has to be today’s book pick. The author’s wife left him after 12 years and said to keep the wedding dress, he could do whatever he wanted with it. Word of advice darling, don’t give a man a challenge like that.

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Friday B-Movie Pick: Paul

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Paul

This nerd fest of a film is a big sloppy wet kiss, with tounge, to Steven Spielberg. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost wrote the screenplay and star as a pair of British SciFi fans who make the pilgrimage to Comic Con in San Diego. Then they start on a road trip to obsure SciFi and UFO sites, including the spot where the ST:TOS episode Arena was film in order to act out the battle between Kirk and the Gorn. Then they run into the title character, a Gray, who is colored green in the film (“Little Green Men” reference). From there it, the film becomes a drinking game as you spot every single SciFi reference slid into nearly every scene.

Oh ya, of course this film, like every episode of The Middleman, has a Wilhelm Scream.

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The Rules of Building, Making and generally mucking about…

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

I just though this was really, really cool.

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Monday Book Pick: Diversity Lane

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Diversity Lane by Zack Rawsthorne.

The web comic now in dead tree format! Great strip, on my short list of web comics to check daily. Rawsthorne captures the liberal mindset in brilliant one panel cartoons.

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Quote of the Day

Monday, January 31st, 2011

“To translate it into UNIX system administration terms … the post-modern, politically correct atheists were like people who had suddenly found themselves in charge of a big and unfathomably complex computer system (viz. society) with no documentation or instructions of any kind, and so whose only way to keep the thing running was to invent and enforce certain rules with a kind of neo-Puritanical rigor, because they were at a loss to deal with any deviations from what they saw as the norm. Whereas people who were wired into a church were like UNIX system administrators who, while they might not understand everything, at least had some documentation, some FAQs and How-tos and README files, providing some guidance on what to do when things got out of whack. They were, in other words, capable of displaying adaptability.” — The Cryptonomicon

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What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us?

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Ahh…from the Monty Python classic, Life of Brian:

What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us?

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Political Humor

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

A young woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, an anti-hunter, and possibly a cousin of Julia Butterfly’s, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There were many large, old trees on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the biggest tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?” He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down.”

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