Today we celebrate “Eat a Tasty Animal Day“!
Eat tasty animal flesh at least once today, preferably at every meal.
Doing so shows your support for actual science, which clearly shows that Homo Sapiens evolved as an omnivore.
If you don’t eat meat, you are denying Science!
If one of those smelly hippy vegetarians objects to your eating the tasty flesh of animals, as science says we should, accuse them of being “evolution deniers” and being “anti-science.”