{"id":2955,"date":"2011-10-23T13:36:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T17:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.urbin.net\/blog\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2011-10-23T13:36:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T17:36:50","slug":"for-your-halloween-sugar-fix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/humor\/for-your-halloween-sugar-fix\/","title":{"rendered":"For your Halloween sugar fix&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hard to find in stores, but Amazon comes to the rescue, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B005DQGIA2\/eclipsswebwarren\">Count Chocula<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B005DQDZIK\/eclipsswebwarren\">Frankenberry<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B005DQGKIW\/eclipsswebwarren\">Booberry<\/a> cereal.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B004XEKT78\/eclipsswebwarren\">get your plush on<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B004XEL15M\/eclipsswebwarren\">in all three<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B004XEL11G\/eclipsswebwarren\">as well<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hard to find in stores, but Amazon comes to the rescue, Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry cereal. Oh, and you can get your plush on in all three as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[377,614],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-halloween","tag-plush"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pab4zg-LF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}