{"id":2953,"date":"2011-10-24T07:01:32","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T11:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.urbin.net\/blog\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2011-10-24T07:01:32","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T11:01:32","slug":"monday-book-pick-101-uses-for-my-ex-wifes-wedding-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/humor\/monday-book-pick-101-uses-for-my-ex-wifes-wedding-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Book Pick &#8211; 101 Uses for My Ex-wife&#8217;s wedding dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0451235894\/eclipsswebwarren\" target=\"_top\"><strong>101 Uses for My Ex-Wife&#8217;s Wedding Dress<\/strong><\/a> by Kevin Cotter<\/p>\n<p>Ok, this book isn&#8217;t available until tomorrow, but it is just so mind blowingly awesome that it <em>has<\/em> to be today&#8217;s book pick. The author&#8217;s wife left him after 12 years and said to keep the wedding dress, he could do whatever he wanted with it. Word of advice darling, don&#8217;t give a man a challenge like that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.urbin.net\/EWW\/goodreading\/monday_book_picks.html\">Monday Book Pick Archive<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>101 Uses for My Ex-Wife&#8217;s Wedding Dress by Kevin Cotter Ok, this book isn&#8217;t available until tomorrow, but it is just so mind blowingly awesome that it has to be today&#8217;s book pick. The author&#8217;s wife left him after 12 years and said to keep the wedding dress, he could do whatever he wanted with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[165,408,532],"class_list":["post-2953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-monday-book-pick","tag-book","tag-humor","tag-monday-book-pick"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pab4zg-LD","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbin.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}