A liberal\u2026.<\/p>\n
worships President Franklin D Roosevelt, who carpet bombed German cities and executed an American-born spy captured on US soil after a secret military trial\u2014but screams that Bush was guilty of war crimes;<\/p>\n
is crazy about Michael Moore\u2014but against childhood obesity;<\/p>\n
tapes over a sign that said \u201cToo Many Jews At Harvard\u201d with a sign that said \u201cEthnic Quotas This Way\u201d;<\/p>\n
is enraged with Karl Rove for releasing the name of a CIA paper-pusher (which he didn\u2019t do)\u2014-but are excited with WikiLeaks putting thousands of classified national security documents on the Internet;<\/p>\n
categorically opposes the death penalty for convicted murderers\u2014but screams it\u2019s a \u2018constitutional right\u2019 to kill innocent, unborn babies;<\/p>\n
hysterically opposed taking out Saddam Hussein, a mass murderer who gassed his own people and presided over \u2018rape rooms\u2019\u2014but weepily demands we intervene in Rwanda and Lybia for humantarian reasons;<\/p>\n
claims to be pro-children\u2014but supports public schools and refuses to support charter schools;<\/p>\n
champions women and gay rights\u2014but ignores the brutal treatment of women and gays by Muslims;<\/p>\n
claims it was a vicious slander to be called a communist in the fifties\u2014-but didn\u2019t see anything wrong with actually being a communist in the fifties;<\/p>\n
advocates unfettered scientific research and debate\u2014but\u00a0 then, with no evidence, simply declares discussions about global warming closed;<\/p>\n
yelps for clean alternative energy\u2014bit violently opposes nuclear power;<\/p>\n
supports sustainable energy sources like offshore wind farms\u2014-unless the offshore wind farm obscures their view from Cape Cod;<\/p>\n
decries stereotyping\u2014but when a black conservative comes along, denounces that person as \u2018unqualified\u2019, \u2018stupid\u2019, a \u2018house nigga\u2019, an \u2018Uncle Tom\u2019 or \u2018window dressing\u2019;<\/p>\n
believes Tea Partiers are terrorists\u2014but Islamic Jihadists are victims.<\/p>\n